Listen here you lil bitch

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virusexe:

"yassssss, slay ha hunty" the villagers yell as saint george brings his blade down on the dragon

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

He went straight to hell.

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

He went straight to hell.

(Source: icanlift)

versacepromises:

i would like to apologize to every katy stan out there. you’re right, i’m wrong. she does have talent.

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

The End.

(Source: dragonofbrownies)

pantsareneveranoption:

(Source: mattsgifs)

nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

(Source: jackxiii)

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary